A couple of True Stories From Life about little kids.
We have a good friend that is a first and second grade teacher. She has some dandies.
6 year old Sandra, in a whisper.
"Ms Jones, Jimmy used the F word"
School protocol dictated that Ms Jones take little Sandra out in the hall and get the details.
"OK, Sandra, exactly what did Jimmy say?"
Proudly, Sandra said "Shit"
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A mother takes her frenetic 6 year old into a doctor's office waiting room. He's all over the place, stepping on feet and being a general mini jerk.
Mama picks him up and puts him in the chair beside her. In a few seconds he's back to terrorizing the room. Mama picks him up and SLAMS him back in the chair. The boy stands up and declares.
" Now you did it! You broke my balls!"
A hush falls over the room.
He reached in his hip pockets and come out with two crushed ping pong balls.
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