Monday, September 12, 2016 2:39:36 PM
Those were the pre-Annual Failed September Big Trade Show that Produces Nothing run-up attempts.
Recliner Timmy still snoozes in Friendswood. It's nott clear that he'll even wake up for the Annual Failed September Big Trade Show this year.
It was a grueling summer of watching The Golf Channel on his LED HDTV from the recliner. He's prolly still exhausted. Maybe he can send his daughter as the booth bunny and hand ~OUTT some more cheesey 'information brochures' printed on a mimeograph machine onto cheap copy paper. Man, I haven't smelled mimeograph duplicating fluid since the 1970s. DCLT is either just catching up to the '70s or is tryin' to be retro.
Either way, the only thing coming ~OUTT of this year's Annual Failed September Big Trade Show is another appearance of Mr. Bupkis and the endless wait for a PR that says nothing again.
Lett Recliner Timmy stay home and snooze and just replay the tape of the last two Annual Failed September Big Trade Shows. Have the daughter sett the pile of mimeographed 'brochures' on a card table and spend the day shopping.
FEATURED Cannabix's Breath Logix Alcohol Device Delivers Positive Impact to Private Monitoring Agency in Montana, USA • Apr 25, 2024 8:52 AM
Bantec Reports an Over 50 Percent Increase in Sales and Profits in Q1 2024 from Q1 2023 • BANT • Apr 25, 2024 10:00 AM
Kona Gold Beverages, Inc. Announces Name Change to NuVibe, Inc. and Initiation of Ticker Symbol Application Process • KGKG • Apr 25, 2024 8:30 AM
Axis Technologies Group and Carbonis Forge Ahead with New Digital Carbon Credit Technology • AXTG • Apr 24, 2024 3:00 AM
North Bay Resources Announces Successful Equipment Test at Bishop Gold Mill, Inyo County, California • NBRI • Apr 23, 2024 9:41 AM
Epazz, Inc.: CryObo, Inc. solar Bitcoin operations will issue tokens • EPAZ • Apr 23, 2024 9:20 AM