My buddy is not to sharp. - I told him I was reading a book by Homer and he asked if I had anything written by Bart. - He thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop's new holiday album. - He once tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on his foot. - He thinks K-Y jelly is something you put on toast. - He thinks menopause is something found on a TV remote control. - He used to think Johnny Cash was a pay toilet. - He thinks the English Channel is a TV station. - He thinks private enterprise means owning your own starship.