Derf's Grotto

[fung_derf]

Nahh, in truth, he uses Trump techniques. Try to make you feel dumb by immediately attacking things that were never said and mocking you for it. It's the old "the best defense is a good offense" strategy. He learned it from Bellicheck while helping him blow up footballs.
You see, unless you went to school in Mass., there's no way anyone could ever understand it. It comes from years and years of deep rooted anger over the yankees domination.