Any Good Jokes?

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Boss: "You're late again! Do you know what time we start work?"
Employee: "No. Everyone's always hard at it by the time I get here."

I found my boss's watch in the washroom
last week. I know it was his watch because the one hand didn't know what the other hand was doing.

After being out of work for quite some time,
I finally landed a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up.

I used to work in a sweater factory.
It was a very close-knit community.

Interviewer: "Describe yourself in one word."
Applicant: "John."