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Thursday, 05/19/2016 2:12:59 PM

Thursday, May 19, 2016 2:12:59 PM

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You know it's going to be a bad day when........

- You find the Yellow Pages open at "hitmen."

- Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Panama.

- The exterminator guy crawls under your house and never comes back out.

- You go to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

- The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

- You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.

- Your car horn sticks on the freeway behind 20 Hell's Angels.

- A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.

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