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A few people were against a mosque being built in a Canadian town. One man threw in his own opinion:

I am saddened that several members of my community are against a mosque being built in our beautiful town. Our goal should be to welcome other people and show tolerance for different religions and cultures. Therefore, the mosque should be allowed and people need to be tolerant.

We also should be tolerant of night clubs. I propose that at least two strip clubs be built near the mosque so promote tolerance from within the mosque itself.

One of the clubs, the gay one with funny strippers, could be called 'U Mecca Me Happy.'

This neighborhood also needs a lingerie store called 'Victoria Has No Secrets,' with sexy mannequins in the windows.

A new Irish bar ought to be opened in the neighborhood too. We could call it 'Morehammered.'

All these things would help Muslims promote the same tolerance they ask of us so their mosque plans will not be an issue for others.