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Wednesday, 11/25/2015 10:10:52 AM

Wednesday, November 25, 2015 10:10:52 AM

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A Stockbroker goes to prison
He was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real Bad ass.

"Don't worry," the tough looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white collar crime too."

"Well, that's a relief," sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading."

"Oh nothing fancy like that for me," smiled the convict. "I just murdered a couple of priests."

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