OILFIELD JOKE: PROGRESS IN THE PATCH ...
A SALESMAN STARTS OUT KNOWING A GREAT DEAL ABOUT ONE THING AND GOES ON LEARNING MORE AND MORE ABOUT LESS AND LESS, UNTIL HE KNOWS PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT NOTHING.
AN ENGINEER STARTS OUT KNOWING A LITTLE ABOUT MANY THINGS AND GOES OUT LEARNING LESS AND LESS ABOUT MORE AND MORE, UNTIL HE KNOWS PRACTICALLY NOTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING
TOOLPUSHERS AND COMPANY MEN START OUT KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING, BUT END UP KNOWING NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING BECAUSE OF THEIR ASSOCIATION WITH SALESMEN AND ENGINEERS.
DRILLERS, ON THE OTHER HAND, KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING AND END UP KNOWING EVERYTHING 'BOUT EVERYTHING DUE TO THEIR TOTAL DISREGARD OF ADVICE GIVEN BY SALESMEN, ENGINEERS, TOOLPUSHERS AND COMPANY MEN
Snow on a Texas night at my house rare but beautiful-God Bless America
