We were sitting at the dinner table one night watching Wheel of Fortune when Pat started his introduction of the contestants, all women.
"I'm married to my Handsome husband of 45 years," says the first contestant.
"I've been married to my wonderful husband for 12 years," says the second contestant.
"I'm married to an amazing man who is here in the audience today," says the third contestant.
Well ... Handsome is subjective. But I had to know.
"What's the difference between a wonderful husband and an amazing husband?" I asked my wife.
Without missing a beat she replies, "Ohhhhh about 3 inches."
I was shocked my wife would say something like that, but after a bit of thought I asked, "So ... am I wonderful or amazing?"
She looked at me over top of her spoon and touched me lightly on the arm, "Eat your soup handsome."
