Golf - Talk about your round...

[Buckey]

Played 2 top 100 in Canada in last week.
http://scoregolf.com/the100/2014-top-100-ranking/
#40 and 70
playing #2 in next 2 weeks.
Today I played with my non golfer wife. Not too bad first few holes. 5th hole she clanks the clubs in my back swing so I bogie to go one over. I par 6. 7 I put drive in absolute position A on left side taking bunker out of play. Her cell phone beeps in my address. I was 118 in on a 390 yd par 4. Bogie. she is missing shots every hole. on 11th hole she is shitter. door slams on her way out In my backswing again - bogie to go 3 over. I birdie 12.

Then I get a beer from cart girl who doesn't even need to ask my acct # lol. MY wife asked how I paid. I slipped out of that one.

I am being so patient with her I don't do wife golf well. She then exclaims " I just need to play more"

I then pipe up "NOOOOOOOOOOO - more golf bad". We will do it again next year - ONCE