They shouldn't call it "office politics"
if you can't vote out the bosses.
Even Popeye didn't eat
his spinach until he absolutely had to.
Women love a man brimming
with confidence, because without that what's to destroy?
A friend asked me what
I would regret most if I were to die in my sleep. I said, "Probably going to bed."
Just because they're the fairer sex, doesn't mean that women play fair.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
The last time someone wanted me for my body, I was filling out an organ donor card.
Undertaker:
The last guy to let you down.
Dynamite:
Take a flea out to dinner.
Balderdash:
A rapidly receding hairline.
Adamant:
The very first insect.
Protein:
In favor of young people.
