I'd like to personally thank the person who looked at a beehive and thought, "Those little bastards are hiding something delicious in there, I just know it."
I was talking to a lumberjack at the bar last night. He seemed like a decent feller.
I work as a waiter - The pay isn't great, but I put food on the table.
11:59:59 a.m. is my favorite time of day. It's second to noon.
A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up.
If Bruce Jenner goes missing.... Will his picture start showing up on cartons of Half & Half?
I heard there's a new reversible jacket. I can't wait to see how they turn out.
My wife and I just bought a bar for our basement. Now we just need to go out and look at stool samples.
I went on the cruise recently... Princess cruise line. Most luxurious nursing home I've ever been to!
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