NanoViricides Inc. (NNVC)

[kulnor]

No, my reliable source says that they forgot to announce AlzaCide, which cures all memory related diseases. Was actually tested internally on elder employees but seems it needs very large quantities in order to be effective. In the meantime, some glitches in communication may continue. This also prompted informed shareholders to migrate to AV*L.
Have a nice day
*K

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