"I don't care if you are an usher at the cinema. You can't just tear up every ticket you're given," said the policeman.
Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm forty-six years old and my mom still bursts into tears every time she sees me.
Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. I told her I had a headache.
My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof.
That whole birthing process came as such a shock to me, I couldn't speak for two years.
I just ordered a load
of bubble wrap, just to see what it's delivered in.
My wife called me a
braggart yesterday. I left the house and drove away..........................in my new Mercedes............................nineteen inch rims.
I hate when people steal
quotes from films. It makes me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
