Wanna laugh? I just wrote the dialogue below to an IHUB administrator! You should try something like this just for kicks!! Thought u would find some humor, let see what they say back!!!
Thank you. I deeply apologize for my recent behavior. I was guilty as charged. I am committed to changing my behavior in accordance with IHUB policy, and realize that this week has been a rehabilitation period for me. Thanks to my incarceration, I have exhibited signs of gradual reform with a conclusive cleansing of the soul.
I feel the need to express dubious concern for others in IHUB jail and would like to present myself as a tool to IHUB administrators. My experiences in jail have made me realize how lucky I am, how lucky we are, how lucky the world is for such IHUB policies that I personally have failed to respectfully uphold. My remorse for my actions have turned me into a leader and I am eager to promote a new policy of "Intervention" for inmates who attempt at circumventing the system.
I have learned that being accountable for my actions, and owning my own regrets is a debt to paid, there and in itself. I have not treated IHUB administrators with the respect and dignity that they deserve. Their nobility is enmeshed with humility and since incarceration, I feel the need to lean on them for a path of riteousness.
With my new found freedom and rebirth attributed to my own rehabilitation, I can sincerely express my apologies. I am sorry for the wrong that I have done, and I no longer feel the need to weep in remorse, but to triumph in gratitude. Thank-you for helping me to be me, learning to be like you, and eventually thru the unmatched financial loss in "Pennyland", I can be the role model for the wealthy, the poor, the strong, and the weak.
Ask not what IHUB JAIL can do for you, but what YOU can do for IHUB JAIL.
Thank you kind and generous sir...you complete me!
