Spiderman's only fear: Rolled-up Newspaper Man
Walking down the road
I just saw a man wearing a multi-colored turban on. What an attention Sikher.
Sadomasochism: You're bound to enjoy it.
Due to heavy fog, my brain has been grounded until further notice.
I scream, you scream, we all scream... because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
Relationship status:
I get the remote to myself.
Apparently... towels are the leading cause of dry skin.
I've learned that women, on average,
have sex with five people during their entire life with me.
I'm not going to have any kids...
I love children but I'm just not ready for the commitment of uploading that many photos to Facebook.
9 out of 10 guys like girls with big boobs.
The 10th guy likes the other 9 guys.
The Miss Universe Pageant is obviously rigged.
The winner is always from Earth.
Still no cure for natural causes.
I may not be the smartest guy in the world,
or the richest guy or the best looking guy, but...oh hell, now I'm depressed.
