As long as there have been farmers, there has been the dilemma of whether to be in church on Sunday or to make hay while the sun shines.
Like the farmer who spent Sunday morning trying to get hay in ahead of the rain. As he came down the road with a full load, he met the preacher, who looked at him reproachfully.
"Reverend," the farmer explained, "It's better to be sitting on this hay thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about hay."
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