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What Does Derek Jeter Give His One-Night Stands?
By Faye

What Does Derek Jeter Give His One-Night Stands?
We're sure his teammates are proud of him for being such a supportive Yankee.
What do you give girls as a token of appreciation for having a hot, sweaty one-night stand with you? Not breakfast, nor one of your clean shirts to walk home in. No, if you're Derek Jeter, you give each lady a gift basket of Yankees memorabilia, including an autographed baseball signed by your famous ONS.

How thoughtful.


Jeter's hit-it-and-quit-it routine was leaked to the New York Post this morning after he absentmindedly hooked up with the same gal twice. Like he had done the first time she spent the night (and with every other girl who's had the pleasure of bedding #2), the Yankees shortstop called her a car to his Trump World Tower apartment in Manhattan. When she got in the backseat, she had a bad case of déjà vu. Why I'm In Love With Derek Jeter

"Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball," a friend of the woman tells The Post. "He basically gave her the same gift twice because he'd forgotten hooking up with her the first time!"

What a way to get caught! That's actually kind of hilarious — and now the girl can make a couple hundred, maybe even thousands of dollars selling her free parting gifts on the Internet. That's a pretty lucky way to get booted out the door the morning after, if you ask us. Baseball Stud Derek Jeter And Minka Kelly Reportedly Break Up

We wonder if Jeter and the guys in the locker room refer to it as "The Walk of Fame"?

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