An old cowboy was in a saloon.
He finishes his beer and head out the swinging doors. When he gets outside, he sees that someone has painted his horse's ball blue. So, now he is really pissed and goes stomping back in to the bar.
He stands in the middle of the room and yells out "what lousy, yellow bellied bastard painted my horse's balls blue?"
All the other customers not wanting any trouble, sort of put their head down and face the other way.
So, now he is thoroughly pissed and yells out, "Dammit, this is your last chance. What dirty son of a whore painted my horse's balls blue?"
All of a sudden the biggest man he has ever seen stands up. He was 6 foot 5, and 250 pounds of solid muscle. The big mans says "I did, what are you going to do about it?"
Ummm, nothing. I just came in to tell you he's ready for the second coat.
