Saturday, February 28, 2015 3:03:40 AM
Crap...Obama Exposed!!!
Republicans Expose Obama’s College Plan as Plot to Make People Smarter
BY ANDY BOROWITZ
CREDIT PHOTOGRAPH BY SAUL LOEB/AFP/GETTY
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Obama’s plan to offer Americans two years of college for free has come under fire from congressional Republicans, who are calling it a blatant plot to make Americans smarter.
The G.O.P., which has benefited from the support of so-called “low-information voters” in recent years, accused Obama of cynically trying to make people smarter as a way of chipping away at the Republican base.
“You take low-information voters and give them information, and pretty soon they’re Democrats,” Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said. (ed: OH, THE HUMANITY!)
House Speaker John Boehner said that “forcing knowledge into people” was “flagrantly un-American,” adding, “We make this promise to the American people: if you like your brains, you can keep your brains.”
Republicans Expose Obama’s College Plan as Plot to Make People Smarter
BY ANDY BOROWITZ
CREDIT PHOTOGRAPH BY SAUL LOEB/AFP/GETTY
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Obama’s plan to offer Americans two years of college for free has come under fire from congressional Republicans, who are calling it a blatant plot to make Americans smarter.
The G.O.P., which has benefited from the support of so-called “low-information voters” in recent years, accused Obama of cynically trying to make people smarter as a way of chipping away at the Republican base.
“You take low-information voters and give them information, and pretty soon they’re Democrats,” Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said. (ed: OH, THE HUMANITY!)
House Speaker John Boehner said that “forcing knowledge into people” was “flagrantly un-American,” adding, “We make this promise to the American people: if you like your brains, you can keep your brains.”
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