Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[Vaffan-Coulo]

OH, MAN!! I think I may have ruptured myself on the other side this morning!!! I think I may have hit the mother lode of HILARITY:

anybody got a truss I can borrow

You're going to have to read it yourself! I'm just in too much pain right now! But a couple of "quickies" -- first:

A significant proportion of patients (46.9%) had a co-morbid psychiatric condition..."

Well, of course! Don't those idiots realize it's practically a PREREQUISITE for successful therapy!

Then there's:

"We could not detect any association between treatment compliance/ frequency and benefit, which some might interpret as suggesting that the placebo effect played a significant role in our study."

Well, no s__t, Sherlock! Needless to say that comment is probably what sent MISTER Marineo "scrambling" to write a "letter to the editor":

MAMA MIA MEDICI STUPIDI

He says the "intention of the letter is to point out some of the shortcomings" of the article! Yeah! Funny how any article that comes close to showing what a QUACK medical device the calmare really is somehow manages to possess all sorts of "shortcomings"!

And, oh, look! Marineo has given himself yet ANOTHER advanced degree! Now he has "ScD, DSc" after his name! Man, is this guy a virtual fountain of FRAUD or WHAT?

I'll try to write more later on! Right now I've about laughed myself sick!