On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned .."This is a powerful medicine!"
"You take only one teaspoonful, and then say "1-2-3"!.
"When you do, you will have the best erection you have ever had in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?"
The old Indian said "Your partner must say "1-2-3-4"!
"but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the
next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked, went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!"
He immediately had the best erection he ever had,... .... his wife got very excited, ....began throwing off her clothes, ....and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
