I was talking to my granddad earlier,
I asked him what he thought of my new striped shirt.
He replied, "It's not my cup of tea."
His dementia is worse than I thought.
The movie American Sniper
has been accused of stoking islamaphobia.
So, a film with lots of muslims getting shot is making muslims more unpopular....
If I'm ever found dead on some jogging trail,
Please let the cops know my body was dumped there and I was
killed elsewhere.
Kentucky Fried Chicken is now offering
a hot dog in a bun made out of fried chicken. It’s part of KFC’s new My Life Has No Value Meal.
I've just read in the news that the
Conservatives are planning on quadrupling the length of sentences
for internet trolls.
Oh, great, even more spelling mistakes.
