A flasher was going to retire
but decided to stick it out one more year.
When I'm bored
I send a text to a random phone number saying,
"I hid the body... Now what?"
What did Karl Marx call his horse?
Trotsky.
New York faces a snow storm.
It's a city, it doesn't have much choice...
I visited Karl Marx' grave once...
But it turned out to be a communist plot.
A priest was strolling down the street when a woman in a tight skirt suddenly popped out of an alley. "Want a quickie for ten bucks?"
The priest said: "I have no idea what you mean. Leave me alone, please." And he continued on his way.
A little further down the street, he was accosted by another woman in a shop doorway.
"Want a quickie for ten bucks?"
"I don't know what you mean," said the priest and continued on his way.
Shortly afterwards, he came face to face with another woman outside the bank. "Want a quickie for ten bucks?". "I'm sorry," said the priest, "but I have absolutely no idea what you mean." Puzzled by the terminology, he decided to drive to the convent and call on the Mother Superior. "Tell me," said the priest. "What's a quickie?"
The Mother Superior said: "Ten bucks. Same as in town."
