Any Good Jokes?

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A police officer made the mistake of arresting a judge who went to a costume party dressed as a convict. The incident taught the cop a valuable lesson - that you should never book a judge by his cover.

I joined a ballroom dancing club and told them I was an expert dancer. They soon found out I couldn't dance at all and accused me of bearing waltz fitness.

A friend of mine recently quit his job at the circus. He was a human cannonball. They had to shut the ride down. They couldn't find another man of his caliber.