Any Good Jokes?

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My neighbour has diabetes
and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.

The worst thing about parallel parking
is witnesses..

Whenever someone with a bumper sticker
cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support.
Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy

I'm sorry I threw rocks at you
when you said you wanted to get stoned.
I had just gotten out of church.

Remember when double entry was an accounting term?

Did you hear what happened
at the O.J. Simpson invitational golf classic?
They were slicing them right and left.