One time in a motel
we saw a young couple checking in next door, later my wife says ;They must be travelling soap sales people... I ask why would you think that ? I heard him say put it in you're palm olive ,and she said not on you're life boy.
My wife
is an angel, said one guy in a bar, the other says ; you lucky bastard mine is still alive
Went
to the drive in with a girl, after 10 mins into the movie , I asked her if she wanted to jump in the back seat ??? she said no , I want to sit up front with you .
Q: Why do cannibals like Jehova's Witnesses?
A: They're free delivery.
Q: Why aren't cannibals popular at weddings?
A: They insist on toasting the bride and groom.
Q: Why was the cannibal student expelled from school?
A: He kept buttering up his teacher.
Q: Why did the cannibal become a policeman?
A: So he could grill suspects.
Did you hear about the cannibal who ate his mother-in-law? She still didn't agree with him.
A man sitting in a subway car
asks the woman beside him if he can smell her pussy. She says absolutely not. A few minutes later he asks again, can I smell your pussy. she says no again and if you ask one more time I will report you! He calmly says OK maybe it's your shoes.
pick-up line sarcasm
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I'd go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
