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Friday, 11/14/2014 8:26:25 PM

Friday, November 14, 2014 8:26:25 PM

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There was a virgin who was going out on a date for the first time and was so concerned about it that she talked to her mother.
So the mother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, and you are going to like that, but don't let him do it. He is going to try to feel your breasts, and you are going to like that, but don't let him do it. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that too, but don't let him do it. Most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do it, because it will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the daughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her mother that her date went just as her mother predicted.
Then she said, "Mother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family."

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