> Subject:
> Where's my wife . . . . ??
>
> Subject : Where's my wife ....
> !!
>
>
> A husband went to police
> station for filed a report
> on his missing wife . . . . :
>
> Husband . . . . :
>
> I lost my wife . . .
> . she went shopping and has not
> returned . . . .
>
> Police
> Inspector . . . . :
> What
> is her height . . . . ??
>
> Husband . . . . :
>
> I'm not too
> sure . . . .
>
> Police
> Inspector . . . . :
> Is she
> Slim or heavy . . . . ??
>
> Husband . . . . :
>
> Well,
> she's not exactly slim . . . .
>
>
> Police
> Inspector . . . . :
> What
> color eyes does she have . . . . ??
>
>
> Husband . . . .
> :
> I've never
> really noticed . . .
> .
>
> Police
> Inspector . . . . :
> What
> the color of her hair . . . .
> ??
>
> Husband . . . .
> :
> Oh,
> that changes according to season . . .
> .
>
> Police Inspector
> . . . . :
> What
> was she wearing . . . . ??
>
> Husband . . . .
> :
> Jeans,
> a suit, slacks . . . . I don't
> remember exactly . . . .
>
> Police Inspector
> . . . . :
> Was
> she in a car . . . . ??
>
> Husband . . . .
> :
> Yes . . .
> .
>
> Police Inspector
> . . . . :
> Tell me the
> plate number, model and color
> of the car . . . . ??
>
> Husband . . . .
> :
> Black
> Audi A-8 .... with super charged 3.0
> liter V-6 engine .... generating 333 horse power .... teamed
> with an eight-speed
> tip-tronic automatic transmission with manual mode
> .... It has ABS .... ESP
> .... parking sensors .... GPS .... a radio with a
> surround sound
> system .... full LED headlights, which use light
> emitting diodes for all
> light functions . . . .
> It has
> a very thin scratch on the front left door .
> . . .
> My new
> custom fit golf clubs and Power-Caddy
> electric trolley are in the boot.
> It was
> at this point that the husband started
> crying . . . . !!
>
> Police
> Inspector . . . . :
>
> Don't worry
> sir . . . . We'll find your clubs
> . . . . !!
>
"Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue". ~Plato~
