Gourmet Provisions Intl Corp (GMPR)

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I'm sure they'll make something like this up soon:
Unique Pizza and Subs is proud to announce that they are thinking about a frozen pizza sample while mentioning Better Bake Foods in several sentences. We have also thought about- in a recent dream - about Little Lady Pizza and are moving toward considering EB 5 options that would allow people who would otherwise not qualify for citizenship to own a business - even though that business has no actual stores, product or business plan. "We can't believe how wonderful things are going for our shareholders" stated UPZS spokesman. In addition, Dr Reddy - the cheese king has just returned from a lunar landing expedition where he was able to formulate a space age cheese recipe in a zero gravity chamber. "We fully expect our sales to explode from zero to nearly $40 in the very near future."