Any Good Jokes?

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I started out with nothing
& still have most of it left.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

Talk is cheap because
supply exceeds demand.

All men make mistakes,
but married men find out about them sooner.

Ladies and gents."
And that concludes the tour of the toilets.

Police were called to a daycare
where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

The one who invented the door
knocker got a No-bell prize.

I had a cross-eyed teacher
who couldn't control her pupils.