Little girl out riding her bike.
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Nice bike, did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him next time there needs to be a reflector on the back of the bike!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"