A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did his tricks. Once understood, the parrot took to shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with, of course, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for day after day.
After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"
“God will not deduct from a man’s life, the time spent fishing”
OK, so I'm hoping that's true! LOL!
