EcoloCap Solutions Inc. (fka ECOS)

[was Honey Badger]

OK, here's the plan for certain success. We make some shinola, and stay out o' the pokey.

1) announce a major new investment thru CVP Oct 17. Make no mention that it is really thru Tontaquint, CVPs convertible debt engine. That will allow a brief spike of new investors (last Fall), and allow for 100M or so of previously converted stock to cash out at profit.

2) Remind investors via blog a few months after investment announcement that "There is a minimum time of 6 months between the time money is borrowed and the conversion can take place." It's the right thing to do.

3) Lets see .. do the math .. carry the one .... Ummm ... OK, we made the CVP announcement around Oct. 17, that means CVP can start to convert that debt around 4/17. If we produce before that, Tontaquint and other convertibles may have to convert into unpredictable share price spikes, and we want to protect them first, and they are paying our salaries. Some of these penny stockers might dump shares and turn the tables on our convertible debt providers. If we can't guarantee our debtors a profit, they may not continue to lend us money that pays our salaries.

4) Become eerily quiet. This is the fun part. Take some time off. Post a few lines on the blog once a month. Claim later to be super busy. Post-pone production via should-have-been-well-known issues like Avian Flu that broke out in January, and wrong fittings. Encourage our convertible debtors or whoever to post negatively about the company to keep the share price ridiculously low for conversion. Have these posters badly pose as good Samaritans who have nothing better to do than look out for the investing interests of strangers. Make sure no one buys in until Tontaquint has had time to convert all they want at 40% discount.

5) In June-ish, come up with some sort of, non-specific, hard to follow, but fairly good sounding news that will be vague enough to avoid trouble, and confusing enough to promote a long enough stock price pop to allow for Tontaquint and other converted debt to sell into the spike. Every share converted at 0.0001 or 0.0002 and sold at 0.0003 and above is .. well, a boat load of money. They get back all of their principle and a nice profit on their money they lent us in October.

6) Go eerily quite again, for months. Let the stock sink back to lows ... maybe 0.0001, as it will allow for any new debtors to convert again at lows, maximize profits and make us more attractive for new convertible debt.

7) Announce that we have a new investor, new contracts, and do it all again. Change the mix of convertible debtors, products (we have a bunch), and innovative applications. We can milk this cycle all the way to retirement. Hey, its worked for years ...

Indeed, 2014 will be very happy for us.

What is that you say?? But what of the faithful small investors who believed in us?? Small investors don't pay our salaries, convertible debt does! The small investor had some nerve, believing. If they had any sense, they got out on a spike. They are either ignorant, or just plain stubborn like that "Honey Badger" idgit. They didn't listen when the heard "never invest in penny stocks" They are collateral damage.

Sarcastic and Senseless in Seattle