Men's Campfire

[Past and present]

***Embarrassment at Starbucks...



...Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

..I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started
rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas.

..The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get
relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat
of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

..I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

....OMG - I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

..This is what happens when old people start using technology.