Any Good Jokes?

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So this lady, she walks by a pet store
on her way to work. And every day there is a parrot in the window and as she passes he says, "YOU'RE UGLY"

She is getting really angry, every day he does it, without fail he does it. He says "YOU'RE UGLY"

She finally complains to the manager of the store. He has a talk with the bird. Knock it off. This is bad for business.

Next day the lady walks by, the bird stares at her. She looks at him apprehensively.

The parrot goes: "You know."