Any Good Jokes?

[mnfats]

There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
"Hello," I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the shit out of me, nobody ever let me in before!