🏆️ CONGRATULATIONS Janice, on your two major milestones!

Today is your 23rd IHUB Anniversary!

And, your new book is available on Amazon:



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Correct, sir. He said he liked young girls because they have shorter stories.



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Yes, after 30, you can't eat Taco Bell and have sex in the same day.

Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because it's hard to have fun when you might shit your pants.



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You buy your condoms at Walgreen's?

Any condom that comes in a 100-pack box for $10 probably isn’t much more than a sperm strainer.



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🍄 Meeting him may involve getting "a little mud on the mushroom".



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🧡💋🧡 WARNING TO ALL FATHERS WITH DAUGHTERS:



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🍊🤡 TRUMP: YOUNG GIRLS ARE LIKE GRAPES - WHEN YOU SQUEEZE THEM, THEY LET OUT A LITTLE WHINE:



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🍒🦴 TRUMP: IF IT BLEEDS, IT BREEDS:



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🍊🤡 It was Epstein who gave him the idea to specialize in pussy grabbing in their early days:



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🦇💩 HE'S SO CRAZY, BATSHIT IS SUING HIM FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER



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The First Grab

🍊🤡 TRUMP: SEEN MORE ASS THAN THE DRIVER'S SEAT OF A RENTAL CAR



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Roses are red

weed is greener

You think about me

when you touch

your weiner



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I think it means that if the shares are not at the DTC, they're probably here:



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👺👹 "THE FLINTSTONES ARE ONLY PARTLY BASED ON FACTS" - TRUMP



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Girls have a button

boys have a pole

and wicked touching

takes its toll



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Flag Hugger

🥩🍖 HE'D PUT HIS DICK IN A MEAT-GRINDER IF IT WORE A WIG AND HAD TUNA SMEARED ON IT.



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Yes, there's a fine line between "holistic" and "assholistic".



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🧡🍊 ORANGE MAKEUP? DID HIS FACE GET GANGBANGED BY CRAYOLA?



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🎯🎱🦴 CAN TRUMP SEE HIS DICK WITHOUT A MIRROR?



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Zero Days

🛌 TRUMP BOUGHT A CRAFT-MATIC ADJUSTABLE BED TO SEE IF HE COULD BLOW HIMSELF.



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Yes, like a midget at a urinal, we're going to have to stay on our toes.



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🐶🐕️ TRUMP: PUSSY FEELS LIKE A BULLDOG EATING MAYONAISE



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🥧 TRUMP: PUSSY FEELS LIKE WARM APPLE PIE



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🐴🧲 TRUMP: WHEN I GRAB A PUSSY, IT FEELS LIKE I'M FEEDING A PONY



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😥 HOW MANY OF YOU GENIUSES BOUGHT IN @ $70?



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❤️🚬WHAT DOES A SOUTHERN VIRGIN SAY AFTER THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS SEX?

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GIT OFF ME, DADDY! YOU'RE CRUSHIN' MAH CIGARETTES!



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🍗🐤Trump's emotional support animal is a chicken - a ten-piece bucket with a biscuit.



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🦊💫 FOX: TRUMP SELLS RINGTONES OF HIS OWN FARTS:



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Donny also loved watching the Olympics:



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Wisdom has

been chasing you

but you have

always been faster



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Wheel of Misfortune

Who knew that GOP stands for Grab Our Pussies?



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Who knew that GOP stands for Grab Our Pussies?



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🎵💕TRUMP IS LOOKING FOR INVESTORS for a new production of Brokeback Mountain On Ice.



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😍💘 TRUMP'S PROPOSAL: Strippers should put a Shamwow in their G-string so they can polish the stripper-pole as they dance.



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🦴After his first time in the prison shower, he will learn the true meaning of Initial Public Offering.



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🇺🇸 People say the only thing Trump cares about is money. Have you seen him lately? You think he eats money?



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