I left the business card of a person I didn't like on a car that I hit.

I wrote sorry on the back and left it on the windshield.

I tried... but can't see it... NITE NITE

Read this Ad Carefully

That's is cute.

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Today I was helping my neighbor lay sod. We needed to begin watering it so someone asked, "Do you have a little sprinkler?". My neighbor, from Wales, replied "That's what me girlfriend said, so I didn't marry 'er, eh?"

Sam

This struck me as funny,
for a number of reasons.
It seems that the King of Prussia had given a lot of autonomy to his military leaders. Soon the subjects began to take advantage of this power, with a particularly egregious situation described involving a certain Frenchman. The King therefore issued an Order reigning in his lieutenants, and instead called upon the people "that all should maintain vigilance, keeping a watchful eye, and most humbly report even the slightest misdemeanour immediately so that We may punish such most gravely."

http://www.ncl.ac.uk/~nhistory/restrict/15hunt.htm

Quahog

So, what were they?

Much of http://www.funphone.com/technology.html, including all the last section ("I only have a 14 inch monitor..."), and I'm not gonna tell you which part of the Wiley B site, poopy-head. <g>

By the way, if you ever need a sponsor for your racing activities, I know of a certain brokerage that just might be willing to plaster their ads all over your car, including the windshield.

Still mad at them, eh? LOL

Oh, and how are your webnodes? Got traffic?

None of your bidness.

But I fell for that one for about a minute. FunPhone was a great red herring and I wasn't on the lookout for another. I was busily trying to figure out how on earth someone would get paid for ownership of part of the backbone when I reached the part about them being located in "Safety Harbor, FL" and decided to re-read it. <g>

I agree with you that he's extremely funny. And that whole FBN thing was hilarious, and educational.

Can you pick out my contributions to FunPhone and the Wiley B site?

Reading through all those links again. The horoscope for Taurus on the Silicon Enquirer site never fails to bust me up. And it's such a subtle inside joke. Remember why that horoscope's funny?

Was it you that was labeled unfunny and boring? I thought it was cOUSIN SHORTY. Who is, bar none, the funniest person I've encountered online.

BTW, the significance of the "XIV" on that other page didn't hit me until half an hour later, resulting in my workshop helpers wondering why I was suddenly laughing again for no reason, as they backed away 3 paces as they seem to do so often.

Should be working on that building again today, but the manlift broke and now I get to waste a perfectly beautiful working day repairing that darned thing. As soon as I get caught up here.