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Last Post: 3/31/2015 5:04:25 PM - Followers: 1223 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 8

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Check in here by posting a message to one of the Admins (a REPLY to a post made by one of the Admins).
3) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).
4) Negotiate a deal and/or serve your time. Negotiate means acknowledge your violations and commit to abide by the rules of the site.

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc and you'll have to cut a deal with us and/or serve time.

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Not always. It's probably obvious what you got suspended for. If not, ask here.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to challenge us.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it. The other guy made me do it. You busted to wrong guy. You just want to harass me. I'm going to sue. I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]. I don't need this site. You all suck. I'll just (try to) post from a new account. You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."


Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


Free Speech

#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Admin [Dan] 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=9357987 Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#112982   Rcgp** did not look good today. Everyone is caseyryan1986 03/31/15 05:04:25 PM
#112981   Look again. Those are your fellow inmates. Satan 03/31/15 10:51:28 AM
#112980   I accept my punishment. I was wrong. I scoobydooby 03/31/15 09:51:02 AM
#112979   The admins have it out for me scoobydooby 03/31/15 09:43:41 AM
#112978   I see I am with other delinquents scoobydooby 03/31/15 09:43:08 AM
#112977   Out on the 2nd can't wait! This place Ratfink 03/31/15 07:55:52 AM
#112976   Sure. How's this? You irritate me Satan 03/31/15 07:41:42 AM
#112975   Rcgp and stlkd. Watch for big gains today!!! caseyryan1986 03/31/15 07:39:51 AM
#112973   Pumping spammers go to this block EXPLICIT [yt]Hne5a_jkdyw[/yt] Hattori Hanzo 03/29/15 11:57:43 AM
#112972   There's no doubt about it. For moron Satan 03/29/15 11:40:34 AM
#112971   I do enjoy the occasional sabbatical here. While Hattori Hanzo 03/29/15 10:28:18 AM
#112970   I am out Wednesday afternoon!! SCORPY 03/29/15 09:25:21 AM
#112969   Tomorrow I am out of Jail???? Wooo HoooO! dmcc2087 03/29/15 09:23:42 AM
#112968   I see you're being paroled this afternoon. Satan 03/29/15 07:32:06 AM
#112967   well..To break out of this jail.. we should Nadendla 03/28/15 10:53:24 PM
#112966   Hello Hattori..Whats UP..;-) Nadendla 03/28/15 10:50:02 PM
#112965   Hello..Hows everybody doing here..:) Nadendla 03/28/15 10:49:15 PM
#112963   Smells like shit from here Hattori Hanzo 03/28/15 04:40:46 PM
#112962   Check out MHYS easy 20 to 50+++ bagger! SCORPY 03/28/15 03:04:27 PM
#112961   IFCR 2014 fins coming looking for the P0P! Ratfink 03/28/15 01:36:09 PM
#112960   Hello all happy Saturday too all! Ratfink 03/28/15 01:35:05 PM
#112959   You are on ihub and no Hattori Hanzo 03/26/15 06:56:19 PM
#112958   please let me back on IHUB I will dmcc2087 03/26/15 06:01:34 PM
#112957   Well sometimes I would have to agree lol Ratfink 03/26/15 05:44:55 PM
#112956   "I'm starting to smell!" It's not you, it's your trades........ :-) Hattori Hanzo 03/26/15 05:37:53 PM
#112955   Anyone loose the soap in here I'm starting Ratfink 03/26/15 02:26:20 PM
#112954   Dear Admins - I apologize for quoting the SCORPY 03/26/15 07:24:33 AM
#112953   Probably gonna cover DISH tomorrow, though tempted to Hattori Hanzo 03/25/15 07:08:20 PM
#112952   You asks a question and get a riddle. Ratfink 03/25/15 05:03:26 PM
#112951   DISH shorty from 77.50, thought the 50 was a Hattori Hanzo 03/25/15 10:13:06 AM
#112949   Well that's not good Ratfink 03/25/15 08:19:25 AM
#112948   #msg-111577603 Satan 03/25/15 08:16:24 AM
#112946   "along with there sister stock" There: direction; look there Their: Hattori Hanzo 03/23/15 02:15:23 PM
#112945   Well I'm here in defending the stock from Ratfink 03/23/15 02:09:20 PM
#112944   UAMM Ix Trojanman xI 03/23/15 02:05:36 PM
#112943   Just want to know so I refrain from Ratfink 03/23/15 01:44:51 PM
#112942   Ok what's up with the post. Your right Ratfink 03/23/15 01:40:45 PM
#112941   Coming from a spam junkie........ Hattori Hanzo 03/23/15 09:38:40 AM
#112940   That's how it works here man. Kinda crooked really. Ix Trojanman xI 03/23/15 12:54:39 AM
#112939   Yup Ix Trojanman xI 03/23/15 12:35:23 AM
#112938   Yup. IH Geek [Dave] 03/22/15 09:10:42 PM
#112936   FITX is a steaming turd Bill is a world Hattori Hanzo 03/22/15 08:48:15 PM
#112935   so its OK for bashers of IHUB to desmondfargo 03/22/15 08:34:06 PM
#112934   Darn. Kdecoque 03/22/15 12:39:38 PM
#112933   Satan told me to tell you no Hattori Hanzo 03/22/15 12:38:52 PM
#112932   Happy Sunday! Kdecoque 03/22/15 08:15:38 AM
#112931   Genius ;-) [yt]xMF7TgHGozk[/yt] Hattori Hanzo 03/21/15 10:16:44 AM
#112930   Let's pass some time EXPLICIT LYRICS [yt]D2m6Ghnxf8I[/yt] Hattori Hanzo 03/21/15 09:57:03 AM
#112929   Poop That is all Hattori Hanzo 03/20/15 10:23:35 PM
#112928   An aside: David Foley, you are a boob Hattori Hanzo 03/20/15 10:23:18 PM