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This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Check in here by posting a message to one of the Admins (a REPLY to a post made by one of the Admins).
3) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).
4) Negotiate a deal and/or serve your time. Negotiate means acknowledge your violations and commit to abide by the rules of the site.

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc and you'll have to cut a deal with us and/or serve time.

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Not always. It's probably obvious what you got suspended for. If not, ask here.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to challenge us.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it. The other guy made me do it. You busted to wrong guy. You just want to harass me. I'm going to sue. I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]. I don't need this site. You all suck. I'll just (try to) post from a new account. You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."


Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


Free Speech

#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Admin [Dan] 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#115441   PGEI they ruined the chart this morning Mr Rollup 02/10/16 03:49:50 PM
#115440   Behold, the Unmagnificent 500, a veritable Who's Who Satan 02/10/16 12:28:10 PM
#115439   Hey Satan. Long time listener, first time caller. RallyTheMarket 02/10/16 12:02:05 PM
#115438   Woo let's rock that Ten Years After here RallyTheMarket 02/10/16 12:00:23 PM
#115437   It is an error of omission which I Satan 02/10/16 11:10:32 AM
#115436   No joy for the tools? Or is that IH Geek [Dave] 02/10/16 11:03:45 AM
#115435   Here's a special shout-out to all the boors, Satan 02/10/16 10:52:57 AM
#115433   Negotiate a deal? Wow, that's rich. sowthepole 02/09/16 03:47:52 PM
#115432   FREE MERLOT GOGGLES, IT IS TIME! MerlotGoggles 02/09/16 01:38:24 PM
#115431   I got me the jailhouse blues. My kids IH Geek [Dave] 02/09/16 01:21:32 PM
#115430   Didn't read the rules in its entirety. I joey67 02/09/16 12:14:09 PM
#115429   Can I have an early parole for good scoobydooby 02/09/16 11:11:37 AM
#115428   Alas! I managed to get a message from RallyTheMarket 02/08/16 01:28:03 PM
#115427   I'll rise above this yet. You'll see me RallyTheMarket 02/08/16 01:18:04 PM
#115426   I got me the jailhouse blues. My kids RallyTheMarket 02/08/16 01:16:26 PM
#115425   Even subtracting the four (4) duplicates that you IH Geek [Dave] 02/08/16 11:16:47 AM
#115424   The EVTI posts were incorrect,that's why i reposted SPRINGERGULCH 02/08/16 11:03:57 AM
#115423   Removed: 1 02/07/2016 10:48:01 AM $ESSI$ Awesome Friday/Week IH Geek [Dave] 02/08/16 10:59:57 AM
#115422   Sorry Dave but i posted the second one SPRINGERGULCH 02/08/16 10:56:18 AM
#115421   It says right there on every screen where IH Geek [Dave] 02/08/16 10:51:56 AM
#115420   Admin i was not aware i was spamming SPRINGERGULCH 02/08/16 08:00:12 AM
#115419   I understand why I am in jail. BIGPAC 02/06/16 02:15:57 PM
#115418   iTalk Valuation 2 ways Tesla_se 02/06/16 05:07:31 AM
#115416   iTalk's new forward p/s ratio 'CORRECTED; Tesla_se 02/05/16 09:39:49 AM
#115415   Stocks with incredibly high price/earnings ratios (or no Tesla_se 02/05/16 02:15:46 AM
#115414   Shorts going nuts because they know the float Tesla_se 02/05/16 12:59:56 AM
#115412   Excuse me but that's seven including the one RallyTheMarket 02/04/16 10:43:50 AM
#115411   sell the news? that doesn't work if there Tesla_se 02/04/16 10:13:42 AM
#115410   Where do we trade preferred shares? Tesla_se 02/04/16 02:32:40 AM
#115409   I didn't ignore the warning stickie Tesla_se 02/04/16 01:47:00 AM
#115408   squeeel like a pig shorty! Tesla_se 02/03/16 03:55:39 PM
#115407   +>>>> And $TALK!!! Weeeeeeeeeeee Chrion Capital 02/03/16 01:08:02 PM
#115406   Your posting on TALK was restricted because you IH Admin [Dan] 02/03/16 10:45:56 AM
#115405   Why did I have a ban in the Tesla_se 02/03/16 01:44:42 AM
#115404   "Mr. Lee acquired the securities for investment and Tesla_se 02/03/16 12:31:00 AM
#115403   iTalk's new forward p/e Tesla_se 02/02/16 11:45:54 PM
#115402   1+1=2, TALK merger confirmed today with SEC filings Tesla_se 02/02/16 08:27:29 PM
#115401   "Hence why else would I be in jail?" IH Admin [Dan] 02/02/16 04:43:02 PM
#115400   Don't let shorts depress you especially when I Tesla_se 02/02/16 04:12:00 PM
#115399   Apparently, HPTO does'nt care a s..t about its investors! Nuk 02/02/16 06:37:13 AM
#115398   Hey guys new transfer here. Don't get any Dr PeteRose MLB 02/01/16 12:43:48 PM
#115397   Agreed, $TPAC is going to have a huge DiceShooter 01/31/16 10:17:23 PM
#115396   +>>> TPAC & TALK calls looking good. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee Chrion Capital 01/31/16 06:36:20 PM
#115394   Gonna rip the shorts to shreds when I Tesla_se 01/31/16 02:13:19 AM
#115393   I CANT WAIT TO GET OUTTA HERE, JAIL BonQuiQui Pupucake 01/30/16 03:02:46 PM
#115392   TODAYS THE DAY, IM COUNTING DOWN 11 HOURS BonQuiQui Pupucake 01/30/16 08:09:22 AM
#115391   Let's do it baby Highlander2 01/29/16 01:04:14 PM
#115390   Lucky I get out tomorrow, ya wanna get BonQuiQui Pupucake 01/29/16 12:50:19 PM
#115389   Packing my stuff. Hey warden, it was Highlander2 01/29/16 12:16:15 PM
#115388   6 more hours and I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeee. weeeeeeeeeeeeee Highlander2 01/29/16 12:14:31 PM