YOU''VE KILLED MY CHICKEN! (AAAK)

[Taurus69]

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

[fung_derf]

Nope. I want people to see you as you are. Post away.

[fung_derf]

LOL! Oh, I don't think he's dying in there. But I do believe a very odd new breed will be heading into the world soon.
A chicken who comes when you whistle? A chog? A dicken?

[Mariner*]

This one doesn't look long for this world.

[fung_derf]

How long do chickens live anyway?

[fung_derf]

This board is finger lickin' good

[fung_derf]

Yes, this should show them I am interested in saving chickens

[fung_derf]

can't believe I have to reapply for a board I started

[fung_derf]

Yes. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to extract that $100 bill. That's one fine lookin' ATM though.

[tortradr]

*sigh* Such a loss.

BTW, are fluctuations in currency hurting your bottom line?

[fung_derf]

It's too late, my chicken has already been choked.

[tortradr]

Choke a drawfs chicken

Nah, We'll let you choke your own.

[cbfromli]

keyboard is a mess too....have to stop eating doritos while i surf the net

[fung_derf]

I hope you all choke on it!!!

[fung_derf]

Oooooh! I'd hate to see your mousepad.

[cbfromli]

why?.....ughh...wait....it takes longer to type with one hand...BRB

[fung_derf]

What?? I suppose you also Whack your weasel? Flog your dolphin? Spank your monkey?
I should report you.

[cbfromli]

yeap....once in a while i pet my snake

[fung_derf]

You're sick! How can you choke your own chicken? Cruelty! Would you tug your lizard as well?

[cbfromli]

thats why i choke my own chicken....

[fung_derf]

Yes, it was the 5th of July. Better known as Boxing lunch day by the Canadens. Danged Canadens! I'll get them, if it's the last thing I do! Choke a drawfs chicken, will they?

[cbfromli]

did I miss the BBQ?

[fung_derf]

Well apparently your standards are too strict.

[Reddog65]

I would if I were you

[fung_derf]

I didn't wanna have to do it, but hey, you helped kill my chicken.

[Susie924]

I'm crushed

[fung_derf]

No, but I've got you on ignore.

[fung_derf]

I'm scared of that woman.

[Susie924]

I can see it. Can you see my siggy pics?

[dropdeadfred]

she acts like this?

[fung_derf]

Howz come I can't see my signature pic? Have I ignored myself?

[fung_derf]

Well that's because you're a very disturbed woman.

[Susie924]

LOL! When I saw the new board name I laughed out loud!!!

[fung_derf]

This board is now dead.....just like my chicken. Thanks for nuttin'!

[fung_derf]

You've killed him! You heathens killed him! May you all rot in HELLLLLLLLLLL!

[Susie924]

RIP Friar

[fung_derf]

HA! You think he takes my calls anymore? After it was discovered that I am really EVO, he had to disavow all knowledge of my existence.

[fung_derf]

OK, good job. It's good to be Queen.

[Susie924]

I think it's un-American to kill a harmless chicken on the 4th of July.

Don't you know the governor or someone that can grant a temporary reprieve?

[Susie924]

I've already given you 10 with all of my other aliases!

[fung_derf]

You people are sick!!! Poultricide is no laughing matter!

[fung_derf]

Don't kill it yet! There's always tomorrow. Why don't you give up some of your thousand?

[Susie924]

Buh bye Friar!

sniff sniff sniff

[fung_derf]

that's not funny....

[Susie924]

LOL!

[dropdeadfred]

[dropdeadfred]

even better idea

[fung_derf]

We're running out of time to save the chicken!!!!

[Reddog65]

Why don't they just use the feathers to make the car fly?

[dropdeadfred]

June 25, 2009
Chicken Feathers May Fuel Hydrogen Cars in the Future

http://www.inhabitat.com/2009/06/25/chicken-feathers-may-fuel-hydrogen-cars-in-the-future/?=rssfeed