William Hung Board (HUNG)

[Crazy Money]

She Bangs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqmy5qrvaVQ

[Bob Zumbrunnen]

I think since there is a rule here (programmatically enforced? Dunno) only allowing one board per ticker, there should also be some administrative pre-screening of tickers to make sure tickers aren't being used for non-stock boards where the ticker belongs to a public company or might in the future.

What if the makers of Enzyte do an IPO? Wouldn't be able to discuss them on iHub.

[Mariner*]

Hung for the Holidays

Review by Stephen Thomas Erlewine
Believe it or not, William Hung had more time to record his holiday album — the oh so cleverly titled Hung for the Holidays — than he did his full-fledged debut, Inspiration, which was kicked out in a matter of weeks while American Idol was in the midst of its third season. He and his producers — executive producer Dee "Pitboss" Sonaram and producer Giuseppe D., who both need to be singled out by name, since blame has to be assigned — could have used this time to create backing tracks that sounded a little fuller, since that would mean that Hung for the Holidays would have sounded at least like karaoke instead of a Casio set on automatic. This is the cheapest-sounding record in recent memory; it sounds as if it was recorded in less time that it takes to play. And the weirdest thing about it is that Hung has gotten better as a vocalist in the six months that separate Inspiration and Hung. Make no mistake, he ain't good, but he sings with more confidence and at least vaguely sings something resembling the melody. And that, of course, means it's not nearly as interesting or funny as Inspiration. There's nothing that comes close to his embarrassing, soaring wordless vocals on the coda of "I Believe I Can Fly" — the only thing that elicits a chuckle is "Vixen" being called "Rixen" on "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," which isn't much. Even the "hidden bonus track" of "We Are the Champions" is bland, with the only thing funny about it being that Hung has a bad voice. Which means Hung for the Holidays is no present. After all, there's nothing worse than an intentional novelty record that isn't funny. Unless it's "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." That's worse than Hung for the Holidays. But not by much.

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&token=ADFEAEE47D1CDC4AAF7120C993384BC6B676E029D64CEE831...

[jarsch501]

I'm moving on to Omarosa's career moves now.

LOL! Now that should definitely be interesting!

[fung_derf]

I'm over him. I only liked him when he was the underdog. Now that he's famous and taking himself seriously, he has lost my interest.
I'm moving on to Omarosa's career moves now.

[jarsch501]

Hung,

His CD made a debut last week at #34 on the billboard chart, selling 38,000 records! It has now fallen to #39.

Are you 'inspired'?

[EVO]

who's that?

[HabaneroDog]

Dude...Sooner or later your going to have to face the "King of I-Hub Grub"...I know it's a big pill for you to swallow but you'll be able to choke it down....<g>

[EVO]

lol

[HabaneroDog]

The Cookie Thief
by Valerie Cox

A woman was waiting at an airport one night,
With several long hours before her flight.
She hunted for a book in the airport shops.
Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop.

She was engrossed in her book but happened to see,
That the man sitting beside her, as bold as could be.
Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag in between,
Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene.

So she munched the cookies and watched the clock,
As the gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock.
She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by,
Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice, I would blacken his eye."

With each cookie she took, he took one too,
When only one was left, she wondered what he would do.
With a smile on his face, and a nervous laugh,
He took the last cookie and broke it in half.

He offered her half, as he ate the other,
She snatched it from him and thought... oooh, brother.
This guy has some nerve and he's also rude,
Why he didn't even show any gratitude!

She had never known when she had been so galled,
And sighed with relief when her flight was called.
She gathered her belongings and headed to the gate,
Refusing to look back at the thieving ingrate.

She boarded the plane, and sank in her seat,
Then she sought her book, which was almost complete.
As she reached in her baggage, she gasped with surprise,
There was her bag of cookies, in front of her eyes.

If mine are here, she moaned in despair,
The others were his, and he tried to share.
Too late to apologize, she realized with grief,
That she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief.

How many times in our lives,
have we absolutely known
that something was a certain way,
only to discover later that
what we believed to be true ... was not?
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[fung_derf]

He my new idol! Also my new answering machine message! Talk to me! Tell me your name...

[HabaneroDog]

Are you happy now polio kid?
lol

[BuzzOnDaBeach]

That website is THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BuzzOnDaBeach]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA eom

[EVO]

http://www.williamhung.net/#

[HabaneroDog]

Harr..you nasty ol Roo!

[Churak]

I like what you've done with the iBox.

[HabaneroDog]

I can't find a link for it....

[HabaneroDog]

You got polio?

[EVO]

will u fix the song? it no longer plays when u open the board!

slacker!

[HabaneroDog]

Hungs not getting the news coverage he deserves....

[olico ™]

Hung gets his record deal!

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=151939

[niz]

Hung getting the chicks!

[Churak]

http://www.williamhung.net/news_030804koch.cfm

[HabaneroDog]

Their afraid ol Willy boy has become so popular he would ace the show...!

[niz]

they just jealous of the HUNGSTER!

[HabaneroDog]

Whats da matta with them bozo's...?

[niz]

WHAT A JOKE! Hung didnt make the wildcard round. oh well Hung mania already got me! Keep banging Willy I cant wait for your album!



"I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all"

[niz]

whenever your stocks starts to go up, play a little WH and feel the vibe baby!

Hung Rocks!

[olico ™]

Willy is my KING.......lol!

[HabaneroDog]

I'm watching Hung as I type.....Me and the little woman are both wearing a grin!

[EVO]

OT: William Hung on IDOL today, did you all see him?! SHE BANGS SHE BANGS!!!! oh babay, hopefully the market BANGS, it BANGS oh babay.

[olico ™]

Our boy is on TONIGHT! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[niz]

Hung ROCKS!!!

[EVO]

SHE BANGS! OH BABAY, MARKET MOVES...OH BABAY...

[olico ™]

WH rules!!

[EVO]

Dont forget to watch Will Hung on IDOL on Monday

[HabaneroDog]

Did I mention that Best Buy makes me sick....?

[HabaneroDog]

It was when I created it, Matt moved it here and sent me this message.....
Private Message Remove Msg / *Private* Reply
Sent By: IH Admin [Matt] Date: 2/20/2004 4:37:29 PM

dude, no more boards in free zone unrelated to stocks

[EVO]

JP, make this board a non premium board, we might get some Hung fams from all over the world posting

[EVO]

ATTENTION, NEW VIDEO LINK FOR THE COMPLETE WILLIAM HUNG AUDITION!

[HabaneroDog]

LOL....That should get my assistants and myself a free tee shirt, don't you think?
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[HabaneroDog]

What am I paying you for....Fix it! Dude
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[jarsch501]

LMAO!!!

Hung Rules!!

My girlfriend and I may have to buy one of the shirts off that unofficial website.

Can't wait to see him next week! lol

[EVO]

JB, your pics dont work again!

[EVO]

thats cause....He bangs!!!!!!!!!

[Mattu]

This board is like the 22nd result on Google for William Hung.

Now that's funny!

[EVO]

She Bangs!

[HabaneroDog]

What am I paying you for? Fix'm....
lol

[EVO]

JB, your pics aren't showing up...