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[Wayne R]

Geez, I stumbled in here and could even remember why I created this thread.

You still around?

[Obi-Wan Kenobi 2]

i didnt even notice it... was engulfed in pennyland

[Wayne R]

Still kicking myself about the drop, I sat and watched and every fibre of my being knew exactly what I should have been doing and I.... just sat on my hands. Coulda made off with several thousand bucks

oh well, that ship has sailed, can't do anything about it now. Will have to wait another 5-10 years for an opportunity like that to present itself

[Obi-Wan Kenobi 2]

there u go =-)

[Wayne R]

gets me all the vitamins and minerals I need in my daily diet. Good thing I loaded up before the dow tanked 1000 points......

[Obi-Wan Kenobi 2]

How's that canned food treating you buddy? =-)

[Tina]

LOL good morning Wayne

hush up! you know you got a good woman at home to "touch"

:)

Happy trading today

[Wayne R]

you know you're only suppose to look but not touch!!

But that just doesn't sound like any fun mom

[Tina]

you know you're only suppose to look but not touch!!

[Wayne R]

Is is a custom over there to go topless?

4-5 years ago I went with Marianne to Ontario with the kids. We went to the beach on Lake Huron and she immediately removed her top. I told her she probably wants to put that back on before a cop comes by.

later that day I learned that it is in fact legal in Ontario for a woman to go topless, all because of a case of some woman in Guelph that walked down the street 1/2 naked. I remember the story from almost 30 years ago. She finally won her case.

[Wayne R]

made money and saw boobs

what more could a man ask for???

some boobs that I'm allowed to touch maybe?

[Tina]

Wowza! that's something nice to come back home to! Congrats!

made money and saw boobs

what more could a man ask for???

[Wayne R]

Well, before I left, I bought FHAI at 0.02 when it was down .43.

Since it didn't want to bounce, I said screw it and tossed out ridiculous sell orders at .10 and .20. I got filled while camping. Think I need to camp more

[Wayne R]

Typically, on the beach, there are 16-20 something year olds topless. That probably makes up the majority. Then there are 35-45 year old women topless because they had a boob job and want to show off. Then there are a few 50+ women that weigh in excess of 200lbs that go topless because for some reason they think it makes them look sexy.

[Tina]

O
M
G
!!!

that probably wasn't a problem for you then!! lol

glad you had a great time!

Is is a custom over there to go topless?

[Wayne R]

what did your wife say?

ahhhhh, see, therein lies the problem. She's off to Tunisia with a friend, camping is not her thing.

[Tina]

ok, that's better

what did your wife say? or did she go half naked too!

[Wayne R]

Maybe they were 18. I didn't ask for any ID and I didn't ask them to go half naked on the beach.

[Tina]

>>I never make it farther than the 1 part vodka step of the recipe though........<<

that's hilarious! Hubby went out and bought me some otc meds so feeling a little better now.

>>Still have visions of the campsite dancing in my head, topless 16-20 year old girls playing volleyball<<

ugggh damnit Wayne! Don't type like that! My oldest is about to turn 16 so I get sooooooooo upset about men talking about teens like that!

What you meant to say; "Still have visions of the campsite dancing in my head, topless 18-20 year old girls playing volleyball"

[Wayne R]

Sorry to hear you are under the weather. I have a home remedy for most sicknesses, handed down from my Hungarian grandmother. Mix 1 part vodka with 2 parts boiling water that you have let simmer some tea and some cloves in. Add 2 teaspoons of sugar.

Apparently it is a cure all, I never make it farther than the 1 part vodka step of the recipe though........

geez, 1am and can't sleep. Still have visions of the campsite dancing in my head, topless 16-20 year old girls playing volleyball

[Tina]

welcome back wayne!

good to hear you had a good trip.

maybe that's the keep the dogs out of the people stalls lol

been sick but will probably join you astute traders next week.

Have a great weekend!

[Wayne R]

Well back from the camping trip. The "campsite" was very good, probably best one I've ever been to. They even had a special shower stall for.... dogs........

very strange.

[Tina]

you're such an awesome writer Wayne!

Funny how a guy tries to break bad on a scooter! LOL I bet that was a sight to see him hop back on his scooter and take off! Be careful though cause there's a lot of nutsos out there packing (but guess since he didn't have a glove compartment to hide anything, you were ok).

I got knocked off abruptly today....did you guys make any huge profits after I left? Bet Harvey knocked em dead lol

have a great trip, be safe and leave the crazy drivers alone!

[Wayne R]

We leave in the morning. Weather forcast looks good, yesterday it didn't. Rain or shine, we're off.

Would have left yesterday but my son had a dentist appointment for his braces this afternoon.

The dentist gave me some plaster casts of my son's teeth. I asked what's this for, why'd you make these? Guy said that it is for the government, if they should ask if the dental work was really necessary.

Given my history with French government systems, they'll be knocking on my door tomorrow.....

ahhh, but I should back up, there is more to the story...

no, no, I have to back up farther.........

To the begining

So I left the house with my son to go to the dentist. We're heading into town and come to a roundabout. Now you don't have these in USA, but the idea is to slow down traffic and whoever is in the roundabout has right of way and all others yield. So I enter the roundabout am turning the cirle and out from the right shoots some prick on a scooter that didn't even look my way and had no idea that I almost hit him.

This guy, that was is such a hurry to die, pulled off to the side of the road 500 yards later. As I passed I yelled out "watch what the fuck you are doing asshole" in english.

So I'm driving and the prick comes up behind the car, then passes the car, and I give him the finger.

Then he stops his scooter in front of me and starts yelling "you have a problem with me? huh? you have a problem with me?" I yell back, yes I have a problem with you, you drive like an asshole, I could have killed you or you could have killed others entering the roundabout without looking if there was other traffic.

"you have a problem with me? huh? you have a problem with me?"

aw fer chrissakes "NO, YOU NOW HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME" and I got out of the car. he hopped back on his scooter and got the hell out of there.....

Moral of that story is don't fuck with me when I have to take my son to the dentist for an appointment I never scheduled at a time that is inconvenient for me. Ex-wife took the appointment.....

[Tina]

Wayne,

where ever you are, whatever you're doing,

HAVE FUN!!!

[Wayne R]

Well, my idea of camping is to put whatever I can fit into a backpack and head off in a canoe for a week and see nobody else.

Different cultures, different ideas.

I'm sure the kids would love that too, just not any options to do that here

[Tina]

the camp site has a huge swimming pool?

much different than American camping as well!

we usually see lakes or streams when camping

but looks like fun!

the tent isn't going to be in a hotel room is it? lololol

[Wayne R]

oh, I should be clear

The French idea of "camping" is lightyears away from the Canadian idea of camping.

Although we will be in a tent (very few French people actually sleep in tents when they are "camping", they sleep in mobile homes to camp), ............ and I lost my train of thought.

Anyway, here's the "campsite"

http://www.camping-boutinardiere.com/

[Tina]

My kids start back to school tomorrow

hope you have a great week with the little ones!

(and no rain)

[Wayne R]

Friday wasn't around, went gokarting with my son.

VTSS, good luck with it, next week I hope to do lots of fun stuff with the kids and not look at the stock market at all.

It'll probably rain cats and dogs and I'll be looking at the market with nothing better to do, but hopfully optimistic that we can go camping.

[Tina]

You should frequent here more often sir Wayne :)

check out VTSS

a blast from the past that I believe is turning itself around (told a few boys in the pit friday...harvey was his usual optimistic self lol)

Hope you're having a great weekend!

[Wayne R]

Hmmm, that's actually a cool new feature. Kudos to whoever thought it up.

Looking at the boards I frequent I see that lunatics frequent the same boards.

[Wayne R]

People that hang out at THE Board are real cool. All other boards are meaningless

[Stock]

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[Phoenix-Rising]

how do you know? You hack computers? Can you see my bank account too?

[Stock]

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[TEX]

haven't been here in a while.

good practice, though

[Stock]

April Fools!

Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009 11:54:37 AM

ATTENTION NEW TRADERS:

many times i see people asking if a reverse split (R/S) is a bad thing. let me give you an example of what usually happens with triple zero stocks. recently, hall of fame beverages did a 1-100 reverse split. i had bought 1000000 shares @ .0005- a $500 investment several months ago. i sold my position @ .0004 ($400)when the R/S was announced-i lost $100. if i would have held my position, after the reverse split i would have 10000 shares. those 10000 shares would now be worth $70, since HFBG is now trading at .007. after the R/S, many penny stock CEO's add shares to the float, diluting the stock, and therefore the value of the stock decreases.

[Stock]

Happy Halloween.

[Scorpinme]

(Speaking in movie trailer low dramatic voice)
New Crime Cinemas brings you a story of a brothers betrayal. In a world were lying and deception are not only tolerated but encouraged, there is only one man that can stop it all (Patrick Byrne). In this epic ploy to manipulate the publics perception of Naked Short Selling, journalist Gary Weiss must now fight to defend his innocence. Just how deep does the rabbit hole go? Is the DTCC in collusion with the deceptive editing of Wikipedia? Byrne will have to expose the privileged elites before its to late for the worlds economy. Or is it already to late?!?!
(cut to car exploding, mushroom cloud)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/01/wikipedia_and_naked_shorting/

[TEX]

What's really sweet is the way they figured out to include those who have lost their homes in the bailout by using tax dollars.
Has a certain symmetry...

[Wayne R]

Good thing shorts have been curbed. It seems to have helped alot. Only down about 400 points today.

Government seems to be making great strides in controlling the market.

I heard they got Jimmy down in accounting doing all the work.

[TEX]

atta boy...

[righty]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[righty]

"Got some junk mail today. Don't get a lot of that in France."

really? i should move there lol..we get sooo much of it you could build a house out of it in two years

real

[Wayne R]

Got some junk mail today. Don't get a lot of that in France.

According to this junkmail, if I do NOT buy their software, I will get a whole bunch of viruses, my computer will lockup and die. On top of that, thieves will steal all my financial information and bankrupt me.

To make matters worse, if I do not buy their software, I cannot use my computer to watch DVDs.

Very strange.

Fortunately, they sent a postage paid reply envelope with their hype.

I used to like to tape bricks to those and mail them back, but in france you can't drop a brick into a corner mailbox. Doesn't fit.

Just occurred to me today what to tape to it. Floor tiles. Have to cut them a bit so they fit in the mail slot, but it should work, and be heavy enough.........

[Wayne R]

How am I holding up?

Sheesh, one bad thing piled upon another since last Friday, and not all stock related.

I guess it can only get better from here

[righty]

yes i did, and isnt it wonderfull how shorting is the flavor....makes a person go hmmmmmmmmm

went from patting back for picking bottoms at the sub tropic bottom to shorting

hmmmm

VERY CURIOUS

how are you holding up bud?

[Stock]

someone else appears to be using that alias now. not nearly as entertaining.

[Wayne R]

HE said it was an ASS, I said it was a goat, we were so drunk after the wine tasting, hell, it could have been anything.

Did you notice Chappy is back?